Quote #23808
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. In regione caecorum...
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Lots of people are willing to die for the person they love, which is...
Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #21058
Talk that does not end in any kind of action is better suppressed altogether.
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The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a...
Quote #27503
The most disturbing and wasteful emotions in modern life, next to fright, are those...
Quote #25537
You never really know someone until you have been their friend.
Quote #18865
Proof is the idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself.
Quote #19714
Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and...
Quote #19862
E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...