Quote #370
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Quote #24603
Women have been trained to speak softly and carry a lipstick. Those days are...
Quote #10367
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
Quote #34391
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Quote #4323
Stranger in a strange country.
Quote #26969
Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for...
Quote #5967
I would rather try to persuade a man to go along, because once I...
Quote #4894
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
Quote #4513
Let the punishment match the offense.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.