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What is a thousand years Time is short for one who thinks, endless for...
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Tradition is the social equivalent of personal habit.
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There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid...
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
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Gossip needs no carriage.
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Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for...
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.
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Los Angeles seems endlessly held between these extremes: of light and dark – of...