Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Don’t be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every...
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There are too many people, and too few human beings.
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You just don’t luck into things as much as you’d like to think you...
Quote #20105
To get to heaven we must take it with us.
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Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
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Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the...
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To touch is to experience, but to feel is to live.
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The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
Quote #1929
The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk.