Quote #13022
I had rather be right than be President.
Quote #15563
The man who never alters his opinions is like standing water, and breeds reptiles...
Quote #18057
Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be...
Quote #3401
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Quote #15538
The way by which you may get money almost without exception leads downward.
Quote #21374
I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young...
Quote #24275
The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #5078
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Quote #26920
Surfing is good for the soul, worries seems to drift away as you scan...