Quote #29299
I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
Quote #18357
He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.
Quote #12779
Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.
Quote #31442
You have to laugh at yourself because you’d cry your eyes out if you...
Quote #3237
The place where optimism flourishes the most is the lunatic asylum.
Quote #11941
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
Quote #20735
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Quote #22283
Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
Quote #17388
The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to...
Quote #12555
You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore...