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We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn...
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An ounce of cheerfulness is worth a pound of sadness to serve God with.
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #5368
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Quote #26596
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
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(Think of one’s self as a teakettle) Though up to it’s neck in hot...
Quote #29513
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
Quote #34327
Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing...
Quote #3382
Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ.
Quote #14366
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see...