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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,...
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And that inverted Bowl they call the Sky, Whereunder crawling coop’d we live and...
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!
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When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too...
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Sentimentality is the emotional promiscuity of those who have no sentiment.
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A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.
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Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...