Quote #3018
Business is a good game – lots of competition and a minimum of rules....
Quote #803
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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War is one of the scourges with which it has pleased God to afflict...
Quote #6403
Science can purify religion from error and superstition. Religion can purify science from idolatry...
Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #19707
How many observe Christ’s birthday How few, his precepts O ’tis easier to keep...
Quote #649
The computer is a moron.
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More important than learning how to recall things is finding ways to forget things...
Quote #30497
Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune....
Quote #32051
Fortune helps the brave.