Quote #31346
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Quote #21921
No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved.
Quote #14489
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Quote #27909
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet...
Quote #28263
I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot...
Quote #28276
The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, ‘Go...
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Abbott Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on...
Quote #12604
Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be...
Quote #30055
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.