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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
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When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of...
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The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women...
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I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
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The President can bomb anybody he likes.
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He who is only just is cruel. Who on earth could live were all...