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I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are...
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the...
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
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Joel Ed, are you hallucinating Ed Oh, yeah, but not right now.
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There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing...
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never...
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I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Quote #29819
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime...