Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #13009
I am in the prime of senility.
Quote #1045
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used...
Quote #9756
I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent,...
Quote #3540
My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose,...
Quote #21923
I’m always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I...
Quote #617
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the...
Quote #32450
Everyone hates change because change brings the unknown.
Quote #11278
All philosophies, if you ride them, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than...
Quote #18894
We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow...