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How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese
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Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
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Nothing is as terrible to see as ignorance in action.
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It is as hard to take success as it is failure.
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This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Every failure is a step to success…
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Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent,...
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To-day is the pupil of yesterday.
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Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when...