Quote #32864
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
Quote #5533
I cannot expect to perform the task with equal ability and success.
Quote #29306
We’re not quite so bumbling and hopeless as you like to think.
Quote #2166
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
Quote #18999
Well, I wouldn’t say I was in the ‘great’ class, but I had a...
Quote #14618
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
Quote #17905
Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but...
Quote #20824
Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.
Quote #10257
Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination.
Quote #3389
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.