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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
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Do not despise the bottom rungs in the ascent to greatness.
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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
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Grief teaches the steadiest minds to waver.
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Tony Montana What you lookin’ at You all a bunch of f***ing assholes. You...
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Anger is only one letter short of danger.
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I’m the only American alive or dead who presided unhappily over the removal of...
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To philosophize is nothing else than to prepare oneself for death.