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It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test...
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Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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I don’t know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather...
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You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough.
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Turbulence is life force. It is opportunity. Let’s love turbulence and use it for...
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Music is essentially useless, as life is: but both have an ideal extension which...
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In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist...
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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first...
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Alas, poor Yorick I knew him, Horatio a fellow of infinite jest, of most...