Quote #6072
He was as fresh as is the month of May.
Quote #569
It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about...
Quote #2718
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Quote #17512
There are three things which the superior man guards against. In youth…lust. When he...
Quote #2096
My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked.
Quote #2189
A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.
Quote #36
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Quote #18323
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #22968
Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty...
Quote #31828
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.