Mary Hirsch Quote #5471 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28148 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that...
Bertrand Russell Quote #22753 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a...
George Bernard Shaw Quote #16727 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You see things as they are and ask, ‘Why’ I dream things as they...
William Ernest Henley, From the poem "Invictus" Quote #11875 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I...
Miguel de Cervantes Quote #24507 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Tell me thy company, and I will tell thee what thou art.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28217 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I ‘swarm...
George Eliot Quote #17286 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28248 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
Homer Quote #22604 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Zeus does not bring all men’s plans to fulfillment.