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The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a...
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Colleges don’t make fools. They only develop them.
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The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a...
Quote #14680
Age withers only the outside.
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Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
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Hear me, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From...
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...
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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I...
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It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite species.