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My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have...
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Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
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If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually...
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Everything you do or say is public relations.
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My view is that one should not break up a winning combination.
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If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about...
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The argument is at an end.
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History is not going to be kind to liberals. With their mindless programs, they’ve...