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The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be...
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For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
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If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
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A wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and...
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
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Misanthropes need people without a steady supply, the misanthrope cannot fully apply his art.
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There are three terrible ages of childhood – 1 to 10, 10 to 20,...
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The fool wonders, the wise man asks.