Quote #18934
There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #23999
Frank Jane, since I’ve met you I’ve noticed things that I never knew were...
Quote #16790
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Quote #2199
What a time! What a civilization!
Quote #11152
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Quote #20500
He who hasn’t hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who...
Quote #3877
There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.
Quote #12989
Hope is itself a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this...
Quote #26194
The greatest gift a parent can give a child is unconditional love. As a...
Quote #30788
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.