Quote #21823
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #6659
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like...
Quote #19259
It is not because angels are holier than men or devils that makes them...
Quote #8839
If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would...
Quote #25239
A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of...
Quote #5187
Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears...
Quote #34879
The killing was the best part. It was the dying I couldn’t take.
Quote #25925
If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about...