Quote #3850
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #21878
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Quote #5449
Life itself is a quotation.
Quote #23008
There’s nothing I’m afraid of like scared people.
Quote #24997
Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his...
Quote #5090
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
Quote #31193
And when the future hinges on the next words that are said, Don’t let...
Quote #30403
I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt...
Quote #13005
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his...
Quote #10478
We can forgive you for killing our sons. But we will never forgive you...