Quote #30324
Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band-Aid remedies never last.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #28529
Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha
Quote #8968
All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous unpremeditated act without the...
Quote #19778
Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
Quote #15034
The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and...
Quote #10061
We must believe in ourselves or no one else will believe in us; we...
Quote #27277
Religion is a bandage that man has invented to protect a soul made bloody...
Quote #9615
The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
Quote #592
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it...