Quote #28188
I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns—regular sun and ‘rogue’...
Quote #21878
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Quote #23755
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few and let those few be well...
Quote #7049
When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
Quote #10340
It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry...
Quote #25019
Threats don’t work with the person who’s got nothing to lose.
Quote #1549
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #2034
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Quote #1610
We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead.
Quote #6656
We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what...