Quote #2492
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
Quote #3292
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Quote #19257
I was angry with my friend I told my wrath, my wrath did end....
Quote #23607
Nothing is so bitter that a calm mind cannot find comfort in it.
Quote #8080
Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.
Quote #11395
Children are not things to be molded, but are people to be unfolded.
Quote #8023
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Quote #31189
A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
Quote #13476
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win...
Quote #1173
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...