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A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist...
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Behold a worthy sight, to which the God, turning his attention to his own...
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I have one rule-attention. They give me theirs and I give them mine.
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The reading of all good books is indeed like a conversation with the noblest...
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Science is organized knowledge.
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Had I been chosen President again, I am certain I could not have lived...
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Condense some daily experience into a glowing symbol, and an audience is electrified.
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If a man cannot be a Christian in the place he is, he cannot...