Quote #13378
The more I see of men, the better I like dogs.
Quote #22452
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #25340
Nature does not give to those who will not spend.
Quote #18347
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...
Quote #8701
Have you ever noticed that there are people who do things which are most...
Quote #13221
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere...
Quote #8686
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
Quote #7319
Be not too hasty either with praise or blame; speak always as though you...
Quote #22811
There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...
Quote #29883
Doing what’s right is no guarantee against misfortune.