Quote #32649
Doubt is not a pleasant state of mind, but certainty is absurd.
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #24482
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Quote #24083
Perhaps the best cure for the fear of death is to reflect that life...
Quote #28004
Class is how you treat people who can do nothing for you.
Quote #30657
If you know it’s going to happen there’s no need to call it a...
Quote #31238
O Liberty Liberty how many crimes are committed in thy name
Quote #22236
You miss 100 of the shots you never take.
Quote #27773
There is no reason for anyone in the country, for anyone except a police...
Quote #2382
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something...