Quote #13617
Fortunately is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still...
Quote #3815
Life was simple before World War II. After that, we had systems.
Quote #33743
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
Quote #11378
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #25776
I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.
Quote #23673
It is salutary to train oneself to be no more affected by censure than...
Quote #21589
I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me.
Quote #26222
In life, as in chess, forethought wins.
Quote #26660
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism...