Quote #23099
Keeping accounts, Sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own...
Quote #9429
Science comits suicide when it adopts a creed.
Quote #8672
Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own...
Quote #2108
Optimism is the content of small men in high places.
Quote #16561
Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
Quote #6939
Much speech is one thing, well-timed speech is another.
Quote #25607
I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys. THE BELOVED.
Quote #2564
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote #386
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Quote #28320
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...