Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #22040
Women want medicore men. and men are working hard to become as medicore as...
Quote #8990
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #462
Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention.
Quote #10848
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #3869
We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules...
Quote #12459
You cannot keep a man down without staying down with him.
Quote #1920
DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.
Quote #20194
Great minds are to make others great. Their superiority is to be used, not...
Quote #11250
A stumble may prevent a fall.