Quote #31198
I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity.
Quote #15435
After all, life is really simple; we ourselves create the circumstances that complicate it.
Quote #4824
Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his...
Quote #18725
A golf course is the epitome of all that is transitory in the universe,...
Quote #904
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after...
Quote #28036
It was from an old friend who thought he was dying. Anyway, he said,...
Quote #19289
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Quote #14293
In all life one should comfort the afflicted, but verily, also, one should afflict...
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #11810
We all make our limits, and we set them further out than we have...