Quote #27279
What a wretched lot of old shrivelled creatures we shall be by-and-by. Never mind-...
Quote #1562
The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to...
Quote #6534
The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.
Quote #16310
Our children seem to have wonderful taste, or none – depending, of course, on...
Quote #24855
For the skeptic there remains only one consolation if there should be such a...
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #13161
If someone tells you who they are, believe them.
Quote #19465
Justice delayed is justice denied.
Quote #31828
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
Quote #390
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that...