Quote #2254
God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.
Quote #7029
Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools.
Quote #24947
Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. Become...
Quote #11445
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no...
Quote #20387
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
Quote #23067
It is better to live rich than to die rich.
Quote #16746
Self-denial is not a virtue it is only the effect of prudence on rascality.
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #19448
Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.