Quote #18891
Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
Quote #18049
When you cease to make a contribution you begin to die.
Quote #21403
A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go...
Quote #23407
My final merit I refuse you, I refuse putting from me what I really...
Quote #26328
I may not be where I want to be, But thank God I’m not...
Quote #2320
A clergyman is one who feels himself called upon to live without working at...
Quote #21404
The Future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an...
Quote #24440
The most important question in the world is, ‘Why is the child crying’
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #28152
What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to...