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Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
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If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere...
Quote #6792
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano...
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A day out-of-doors, someone I loved to talk with, a good book and some...
Quote #29167
Don’t sacrifice your political convictions for the convenience of the hour.
Quote #34436
A man’s respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size...
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It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and...
Quote #7240
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Quote #10067
Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is...