Quote #8391
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally...
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Perhaps better we not obscure the idea that happiness and misery, kindness and greed,...
Quote #3227
The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of...
Quote #2308
Virginity is in the lies of the beholder.
Quote #23786
I am long on ideas, but short on time. I only expect to live...
Quote #31246
The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other...
Quote #1157
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
Quote #17956
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is slow-ripening fruit.
Quote #312
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...