Quote #34262
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #20097
With enough ‘ifs’ we could put Paris in a bottle.
Quote #34036
It’s not that some people have willpower and some don’t. It’s that some people...
Quote #28743
Children are our most valuable natural resource.
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Religion is an illusion, and it derives its strength from its readiness to fit...
Quote #21855
A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that...
Quote #31059
Blow O wind to where my loved one is. Touch him and come touch...
Quote #19787
Beware how you take away hope from another human being.
Quote #4480
Though boys throw stones at frogs in sport, the frogs do not die in...