Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #6764
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
Quote #29010
The man who gets the most satisfactory results is not always the man with...
Quote #5428
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
Quote #2729
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
Quote #14069
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #5710
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat...
Quote #3501
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
Quote #32830
Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and...
Quote #34369
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.