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The true test of character is not how much we know how to do,...
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #20633
He never is alone that is accompanied with noble thoughts.
Quote #25843
Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
Quote #28260
To me, there’s no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead...
Quote #28973
‘Taint’t worthwhile to wear a day all out before it comes.
Quote #2123
The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want...
Quote #385
The only aspect of our travels that is interesting to others is disaster.
Quote #18137
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
Quote #25338
What’s done to children, they will do to society.