Quote #9120
In love, one and one are one.
Quote #6022
Successful people are very lucky. Just ask any failure.
Quote #23781
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure.
Quote #9014
We strain to renew our capacity for wonder, to shock ourselves into astonishment once...
Quote #17249
Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
Quote #18895
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call...
Quote #2992
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #26938
The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great...
Quote #13189
To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...