Quote #8205
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #15534
The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put...
Quote #17975
I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who overcomes his enemies.
Quote #38
When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Quote #27873
For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead...
Quote #23244
Solitude is the playfield of Satan.
Quote #11499
All that we have to decide is what to do with the time that...
Quote #1981
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #25164
I believe it is the nature of people to be heroes, given the chance.