Quote #34215
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Quote #19401
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter...
Quote #24502
Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves.
Quote #3008
The Irish are a fair people – they never speak well of one another
Quote #18621
Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present– which...
Quote #24947
Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. Become...
Quote #13859
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
Quote #3568
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
Quote #32500
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass...
Quote #21993
Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...