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I have many regrets, and I’m sure everyone does. The stupid things you do,...
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He who is outside his door already has a hard part of his journey...
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Pale Death with impartial tread beats at the poor man’s cottage door and at...
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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #24087
Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little...
Quote #1643
He not busy being born is busy dying.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when...
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And He shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people and they...
Quote #33589
Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight