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If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
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Friendship is the golden thread that ties the hearts of all hearts of all...
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I’d rather be lucky than good.
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You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.
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People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions...
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
Quote #3676
looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.
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I am a part of all I have read.
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The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a...
Quote #29296
If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you’d...