Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #23201
I steer my bark with hope in the head, leaving fear astern. My hopes...
Quote #14865
To impress others we must be earnest; to amuse them, it is only necessary...
Quote #1381
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #29419
Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #8180
I feel how little she can like being told of her owing me anything....
Quote #23559
The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as...
Quote #12782
Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.
Quote #12675
See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and...