Quote #30787
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
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In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...
Quote #3754
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.
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Is yours an honest lament?…Most are not, you know. Most self-imposed burdens are founded...
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If you are planning for a year, sow rice if you are planning for...
Quote #30193
I’m a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me.
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It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another it is one...
Quote #2886
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
Quote #3649
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...